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Our Little Liar greeting card is a hilarious gifting option for everyday moments. Proudly made in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Primitives by Kathy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51701252161815,"sku":"73607","price":3.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0947\/9245\/0327\/files\/73607.png?v=1765386152"},{"product_id":"bail-money-greeting-card","title":"Bail Money Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"product__property product__description\"\u003eMade in the USA. Outside: The officer said,\" You drinking?\" I said, \"You Buying?\" We just laughed and laughed. Inside: Let's get together soon. 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Greeting card features \"They Say You're Not Old Until The Fat Lady Sings...\" sentiment on the outside and \"I Think She's Warming Up.\" sentiment on the inside with space to add a personalized message. Our Fat Lady Sings greeting card is a hilarious gifting option for birthdays or everyday moments. Proudly made in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Primitives by Kathy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51701651603735,"sku":"73595","price":3.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0947\/9245\/0327\/files\/73595.png?v=1765398553"},{"product_id":"grow-old-greeting-cart","title":"Grow Old Greeting Cart","description":"\u003cp class=\"product__property product__description\"\u003eA greeting card from our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.primitivesbykathy.com\/link\/f70c61eecd984e2698ec974f9e782a31.aspx\"\u003eTrash Talk By Annie Collection\u003c\/a\u003e displaying a fun vintage black and white photograph complemented with a humorous birthday inspired sentiment. Greeting card features \"Some People Grow Old With Dignity...\" sentiment on the outside and \"I Can See You're Not Going To Let That Happen! Happy Birthday!\" sentiment on the inside with space to add a personalized message. 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Outside: At your age, swimming can be dangerous. Inside: Lifeguards don't try as hard! Happy Birthday!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Primitives by Kathy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51704506155287,"sku":"70381","price":3.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0947\/9245\/0327\/files\/70381.png?v=1765476617"},{"product_id":"eat-cake-greeting-card","title":"Eat Cake Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"product__property product__description\"\u003eA greeting card from our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.primitivesbykathy.com\/link\/f70c61eecd984e2698ec974f9e782a31.aspx\"\u003eTrash Talk By Annie Collection\u003c\/a\u003e displaying a fun vintage black and white photograph complemented with a humorous birthday inspired sentiment. Greeting card features \"If You Eat Cake Fast Enough...\" sentiment on the outside and \"Your Exercise App Will Think You're Walking. Happy Birthday!\" sentiment on the inside with space to add a personalized message. Our Eat Cake greeting card is a hilarious gifting option for birthdays. Proudly made in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Primitives by Kathy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51704516378903,"sku":"73621","price":3.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0947\/9245\/0327\/files\/73621.png?v=1765476882"},{"product_id":"you-still-look-29-greeting-card","title":"You Still Look 29 Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"product__property product__description\"\u003eA greeting card from our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.primitivesbykathy.com\/link\/f70c61eecd984e2698ec974f9e782a31.aspx\"\u003eTrash Talk By Annie Collection\u003c\/a\u003e displaying a fun vintage black and white photograph complemented with a humorous birthday inspired sentiment. 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